It has been so long since I recieved a spanking.

So I had to call in to work today because when I tried to get out of my driveway and up the hill, my car didn't go.

Some people on Pinterest need to learn about permalinks.

When I was using Blackboard Vista I used tags as passwords, so I had things like 'panic!atthestatements', 'Journey(fuckinyeahJourney)' (which actually broke the system and I had to get it changed), 'reasonswhyIhateSacremento!', and eventually I realized that pairing also fit the requirements, so I briefly had 'Sherlock/John' as a password.

i really hate that this show treats words like "proximal" and "ergo" as laugh lines.

I wish I'd never bought these annoying-ass headphones that keep shorting out in one fucking channel for whatever reason.

The more people try to convince me i should like Dan Savage because he gives good advice or he's funny or he does so much for gay people, the less i like him.

The awfulness of a Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas song is directly proportional to the amount of it that is an original composition.

I hate Tumblr, Britney Spears and Whoppers candy.

ESPN's fantasy baseball drafts don't appear to start until 2/22, and that's a
full three days too late for me.